(HPMOR spoilers.) HePMORmione Granger wakes up in hell and decides to leave. Somewhere in the mists of Scottish purgatory she meets an unusual society of witches and wizards, each with their own dark secrets and unusual powers, united by only one thing: their mutual desire to pulverize evil. They are the Society to Pulverize Evil Witches and Wizards. And Hermione wants in.

Hermione Granger takes a step out of Hell and finds herself in the company of a odd group of individuals who call themselves the SPEWW (they need a new publicist). Departs from chapter 89 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Contains major HPMOR spoilers, sad little girls who need to eat more chocolate, and an extraordinary group of men who banded together to fight evil.