A dark comedy about the nature of insanity, and how everything is a joke to something, given the correct point of view. Features a logical; again, from something's point of view, exploration of time travel, an alien invasion of Earth, a pair of trousers called Dave, and the human propensity to misunderstand what is not of their ken. Bless.

This is a time travel high sci-fi story, set partly in the Potterverse. A mathematician's musings on magic. Warnings: implicit sex, some OOC, a very very dark story. Voldemort is deified, his domain includes the former British Empire, Harry is executed. How did it get like this? Why is everyone obsessed with a red drawer? Expanded summary/tags/warnings inside.