Sherlock and John are on a plane for 8 hours. Pity those in aisle 12.
Bilbo is in love with Thorin, but is sure that he will never return her affections (no thanks to Fili). Kili wants to fix this. This is rule 63'd.
England has accepted a position at Hogwarts, teaching the History of Magic. He hopes to take a break from the stress of being a nation and from obnoxious Americans and Frenchmen. Poor, poor England.