It's summer, and Sabrina's getting fed up with Puck. She'll learn to deal with it in her own way however, because she's Sabrina Grimm, and she lands on her feet already running. Some cursing, as they are teens and I've not met many teens that don't curse.

The Marauders haven't decided on a name yet, so they ask a smart person.

Lily has her moments of weird. Severus is used to them, but this one might even top when she "eavesdropped" on Potter.

What if the Death Eaters was a stripper club, rather than the followers of Lord Voldemort? What if Bellatrix worked there? What happens when Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, and her job collide? CRACKFIC!

A Voldemort impersonator? Just what does Lily do about this? CRACKFIC!

Why was Mrs. Norris named as such?

Fred is dead? No way! CRACKFIC!

A parody with places changed! CRACKFIC!