Working on a new angle to get a certain boy's attention, a foolish endeavor Heloise made years ago resurfaces, creating havoc when its implementation causes the malevolent inventor to turn into a font of cheer and happiness. Jimmy and Beezy seem to like this kind and thoughtful version of Heloise, but what will happen to Miseryville without new products for the Misery Inc catalog?

A WAFFY little piece brought to you by Lord Malachite. On the final night of their first year at Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione have a chance meeting and reflect on their experiences.