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  • The Dream Theory

    Sheldon Cooper has been dreaming of a girl with emerald eyes ever since he was a child; are they destined to meet in real life or will he have to make do with only seeing her in his sleep? AU fantasy with snippets of the show in later chapters. Usual disclaimer applies...own nothing, earn nothing, love everything!

  • Nymphadora Tonks: Protector of Hogwarts

    It's dark days for the wizarding community and Tonks, as a newly qualified Auror, has been asked by Dumbledore himself to watch over the students at Hogwarts in these troubled times. Looking out for future Aurors, teaching Harry and the gang defensive spells and falling for the aloof but gentle Remus Lupin is just in a days work...

  • Ghost In The Cell

    Rick comes back from a supply run and informs the group that he lost Carol during a Walker attack. Daryl is devastated by her loss and retreats to the cell they shared finding comfort in the things she left behind. Previously posted on nine lives... Disclaimer: All characters remain the property of Robert Kirkman and AMC...

  • The Road Not Taken Paradigm

    Imagine a world where Mary Cooper has been trying to get Sheldon to meet the daughter of Meemaw's Godddaugher, Iris; for years Sheldon has managed to avoid meeting her, but now that he is working on his Doctorate in California and Iris lives in Glendale; Mary wants him to spend Thanksgiving with them...and Sheldon would rather keep studying... Usual disclaimer applies.

  • The Superhero Impersonation

    Sheldon loves his comic-book superheroes, but what if he gets the chance to be a hero himself one day? A series of short scenes where Sheldon comes to the rescue of the damsel in distress. Disclaimer: Own nothing, earn nothing...love everything.

  • The CooperKripke Re-Match

    Kripke and Sheldon have to collaborate on another grant paper and when Sheldon misses their scheduled meeting Kripke decides to track him down...what he finds in Sheldon's office shocks the whole gang. Disclaimer: All TBBT characters remain the property of Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady.

  • The Disappearance of Sheldon's Spot

    AU - It's been a long time since the gang last saw Sheldon and Amy is feeling his absence now more than ever. What if there had been lasting consequences from that Valentine's dinner, will the gang be there for her when she needs them most? Shamy fic. Disclaimer: All characters remain the property of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady...I just want to join in the fun...

  • The Amy Effect

    Another version of how things might have gone if Sheldon had been more than a little interested in Amy as a potential girlfriend from the moment that they first met. Disclaimer: All characters remain the property of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady.

  • The Goodbye Retraction

    Sheldon receives a cryptic e-mail from Amy when he is on his travels and once he reads it - let's just say that his inner Texan is finally revealed!

  • The Adhesive Duck Displacement

    When Sheldon falls 'fowl' due to his little bath ducks failing to keep up to their promises, there is only one person that is around to help him in his time of need...Amy Farrah Fowler. Rating changed to M; due to their escapades in Chapter 20...naughty Shamy! Disclaimer: All characters within remain the property of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady...all hail their combined genius!

  • Pemberley Passion

    The following story has characters acting very OOC - if you don't like that then don't read ahead! What if Mr. Darcy had already been 'at home' when Elizabeth and Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner pay an unexpected visit to Pemberley. A rather naughty version of what could have happened if Lizzie Bennet had spied Mr. Darcy in his bedchamber after just getting out of the bath.

  • The Crush Hypothesis

    What if it were Sheldon that was experiencing the strange feelings that Amy went through in 'The Alien Parasite? A role reversal type story where Sheldon is convinced that he is suffering from an incurable disease... Disclaimer: All characters remain the property of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady.

  • The Loco-Emotion Eruption

    Based on events from 'The Locomotive Manipulation' but with a different spin on things after Sheldon's impulse kiss. Usual disclaimer applies: all characters remain the property of The Chuck Lorre Production Company, I'm just taking them out for a little spin...

  • The 8 point 2 Variance

    Sheldon admits to Leonard that he didn't tell the truth about the results of his and Amy's relationship score. Why did he lie and more importantly - what was their true score? Disclaimer - all characters within are the creation of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady

  • The Karaoke Conumdrum

    Sheldon is worried when Amy starts breaking their dates to spend time apart, he thinks the worse when he finds out that she's been spending a lot of time with Howard...and that the rest of the gang don't appeared to be worried. Does this Doctor need to get his Texan on? Disclaimer: All characters remain the property of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady...and are deliberately OOC!

  • The Rumba Manoeuvre

    Slight variance on the morning after events from 'The Agreement Dissection' from season four. Why exactly is Sheldon singing in the shower?

  • The Evolution of Sheldon

    It's movie night at Sheldon's and the gang can't help but notice how anxious he is getting when Amy's time of arrival has been and gone. When she finally arrives after experiencing a traumatic event at the lab, all she wants to do is go home. How can Sheldon persuade her to stay with him? DISCLAIMER: All characters remain the property of Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady; Hail!

  • The De-Evolution of Man

    What if it had been Amy peppering Sheldon with kisses in the 'Re-entry Minimisation' episode - and the gang never made it to the pie eating part of the competion as Shamy were otherwise occupied... I've tried to keep as much as the original script in as possible whilst still making it SHAMY! Disclaimer: All characters herein belong to The Chuck Lorre Production Company.

  • I Can Love You Like That

    Carol left her husband Ed after he abused her and threatened their only daughter. Taking refuge with a group of other survivors in a quarry near Atlanta, Carol wonders whether 'happy ever afters' are just things that happen in books as her Prince Charming in the past turned out to be a troll in disguise. Little does she know that sometimes it can happen in real life too.

  • A Soft Place To Fall

    What we were all hoping for after 'that' bus scene in the opening episode of season 3: CARYL all the way! A little smut, a little sweetness and the pairing of Carol and Daryl - what more could you ask for?