Detective Blaine Devon Anderson is a high-time detective, and has the success rate of 100%...when it comes to solving crime. When it comes to love, however, Blaine is useless, uninvolved and oblivious to the love. Surely he must meet somebody, right? Perhaps the best place isn't crime scene. Blaine x Sam.

After a breakup with Kurt, Blaine finds himself in Westerville, and in an act of rage, has revenge sex with a former spark. It's when they find happiness in their former misery that they realize the significance of Dalton Academy in their lives. Blaine and Sebastian narrate in alternating chapters. M for scenes of a sexual nature and swearing.