"... Is that a tail, Malfoy?" He gritted his teeth and glared at her. "Yes." She stared at where his legs should be. Except they weren't there. Only shimmering, blue scales was what she saw.
That one mistake at the library, and now they're suddenly in a world of fairy tales. The glass slipper is smashed instead of found, the beast is handsome instead of ugly, and the princess is the frog. The worst part? If they don't finish these fairy tales in time... They'll disappear. Forever.
"We welcome you to the Childcare Program!" She's eighteen, pregnant, and the father is Draco Malfoy. Brilliant.
"What, so you only like me because of that stupid Hot List?" She said angrily. "No, I like you because I want to." The Eighth Years are back for their final year of school after missing it, and Hermione knew it was a bad idea to let Ginny write that cursed Hot List. Now it's all about the rankings, looks, and stormy grey eyes. Her? Hermione Granger, with Draco Malfoy? Bad idea...
Draco and Hermione hated each other. Right? But on the October evening in the library, he somehow (in his own way) saves her. Their bond forms and is tested each day, but somehow an emerald necklace and ruby ring get mixed up. A little powerful charm is mixed in, and now it's just a big mess of love!
Lucy, Juvia, and Erza are the losers and geeks. But they have a secret, involving some mermaid tails. Natsu, Gray, and Jellal, are the world famous boy band called Dragon Rage. But then, they unexpectedly fall in love with the mermaids... But they also have to hunt them! (A/n Abandoned and will rewrite, for this fanfic has a lot of mistakes.)
The war is over, Voldy is gone, and romance is blooming! "Stop laughing." "Oh please, it's hilarious!" "...You're really cute when you laugh like that." "What?" A world of humor, love, and... possibly a prank war! After all, a lion has its mighty roar, while a snake has its sly hiss! But is it possible to fall in love? Of course, if fate has anything to say about it!