A long time ago, Arthur and Francis stopped believing in love. (Un)fortunately, love still believed in them. FrUk with a side of PruCan and Spamano.

You know it's not fair for either of you, that you're taking advantage of him just as much as he's taking advantage of you, that you feel like shit and so does he, that this will end up badly, can only end up badly, that this is wrong, wrong, wrong, but if there's someone out there that might understand… (One-sided GamTav, implied GamKar, angst)

"So… you're meaning to tell me I've broken speed limits coming here just because you had a boner and couldn't think about, I don't know, your physics teacher naked, or something? And you had to do the pun, didn't you?"