It's Harry's hot dog vendor friend's birthday, and the whole Potter-Weasley-Granger clan, along with some kids from South Park, are there to help her celebrate! But what happens when Harry starts being a whiney bitch? Warning for death, sex, and Herbert Hoover

A Harry/Ginny fic. Written for my friend. Warning for death.

ANNIE IS ACTUALLY EVIL AND SHE KILLS EVERYONE BUT TWO HOT DOG VENDORS SAVE THE DAY!

Brian is old. Stewie is a naively convinced that Brian will be around forever. Nobody had the heart to tell him the truth until it was too late.

There's only so much someone can take before they snap. Rated M, full warning inside.

Stan meets his soulmate, but its not a person. It's a lamp that's stuck at the Broflovski residence where its unnappreciated. When Stan steals the lamp, it leads to all sorts of drama. Stamp with one-sided Style. Rated T for violence and slight sexual themes.

RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON.

Kenny is having a shitty Thanksgiving until the Thanksgiving Fairy (who has an uncanny resemblance to Cartman) pays him and his sister a visit!

Kevin Price visits Orlando, and its a dream come true!

Kenny has always dreamed of being the perfect trophy wife. At age eighteen, he finally finds a rich husband... Gerald Broflovski, local lawyer and father of Kyle! Yowza!

This is a short story depicting the life habits of the Mackeys. It explains their personalities, mating habits, and much more. Please read if you want to be educated on Mackeys. This is also a thorough guide on the Cartmen as well.

Damien and Pippers are spending the night together. Damien is awake and Pip is asleep. Pip starts having a wet dream. Damien starts touching him in his sleep and it ends with handjobs. Rated M for the touching of the dingalings.

A peek into the complicated love-hate relationship between Draco Dobby Malfoy and Ronald Billius Weasley. Warnings for smut, BDSM, and strong language.