Holo-programer Nigel K. Felix's past projects come back to haunt him, when Vic Fontaine and other holograms decide to sue their creator. Voyager's doctor downloads law school into his database to represent Vic and the others in court. (Background Vic/Haley)

Seven of Nine and Chakotay have a debate about the ethics of mind-tampering. (Tag to "Memorial.")

He pined for Katheryn for years, then suddenly began to date Seven. But to whom does Chakotay's heart truly belong? (Very short one-shot, parody.)

When everyone's entire past becomes a blank slate, boundaries crumple and doors open. Two decaying duplicates steal some time together, before the inevitable sets in. (Set during "Course: Oblivion.")

Reducto is the only mystery that the Inch-High Private Eye could never solve. A perfectly miniature one-shot, for the most perfectly miniature couple.

How does the raging rhino respond, when he learns that the one person he's trusted loves someone else? (Very short one-shot, drabble humor.)

From the best big-budget fantasy films, to their cheap erotic spoofs, all movies share the same problem: great characters with too little screen-time! Case in point; Ballem, the nerdy villain from "Lord of the G-Strings." How did he become obsessed with the one G-String? And how did General Uptight and his men react when they found out? Short one-shot, just for sh-ts and giggles.

Uncertain whether he will survive his injuries, Wounded Bird makes a confession to Priscilla. NOT a romantic one, relax! But one that reveals a major family secret. What Bird has to say will explain why he and Priscilla seem so close, what exactly Priscilla's species is, and why a lone Crow Indian is living in the town of Dirt.

("8 Crazy Nights") "Why are you eating that?" A damned good question. Why did the angry red-haired man go through with his promise to eat that jockstrap, after losing a basketball match to Davey Stone and Benjamin Friedman? Is there more to this angry jock than meets the eye? A very short one-shot describing the inner dialogue of the angry jock, as he munches away...

Comedy alternate book 6. Harry Potter, friends, and enemies practice magic on the beach, but are distracted by magical water sports, sexy mermaids, a phantom ice-cream truck, a murder mystery, Peeves gone berserk, Rita Skeeter gone psychotic, forbidden love between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, Lee Jordan's commentaries, and of course, Lord Voldemort!