Janeway's lonely Valentine's Day is interrupted by an unexpected visit. Lady Q offers to show Janeway how her life might have gone if she'd chosen various partners. Janeway sifts through the possibilities, trying to decide who her one true love is meant to be. Chakotay? Tom Paris? Seven of Nine? Q? Mark? Kashyk? It turns out that true love might be hiding right in plain sight...
Left behind at camp, Steven the lizard contemplates his newly expanded intelligence. (Oneshot, stream-of-consciousness. Best read when intoxicated.)
A drinking contest leads to a romantic confession, interrupted by a horrifying transporter accident! Dr. McCoy and Mr. Spock have been fused into one man. And at the worst of times, with the Enterprise in charge of negotiations with the Piganoid emperor. Can McSpock save the mission, or will his conflicting nature be his downfall? (Oneshot spoof, with mild slash.)
A retired Molly returns to the Spraw for one final conversation with the Finn. After twenty years of being each other's only constant friend, there's still a lot to confess, staring with real names, and eye-color. The Finn tells Molly where he's headed next, and promises if he can, to send her a postcard. (Tag to "Mona Lisa Overdrive." Spoilers for the Sprawl Trilogy's ending.)
Ezri Dax gets a late night call from an old woman named Sarah. Sarah has been living under a fake name, on a far away colony. Decades ago, Sarah was possessed by an alien who made her marry a man she didn't love, and conceive a son she didn't want. She faked her own death to get away. Was what the Prophets did fair to her? Finally, Sarah Sisko gets to share her side of the story.
"You can tell a lot about a man's character by the content of his hairballs." Elgin and Priscilla have a conversation at the pub. The cat delves into tales of the two most extraordinary things he's coughed up, and then some.
The One G-String has (supposedly) been destroyed, but one ranger is still not at peace with herself. Queen Araporn must challenge her sister and reclaim her throne. But this evil sister may be someone we already know-and so may the attractive male she has in her clutches. (Possibly the only "Lord of the G-Strings" fanfic in existence.)
AU: Lon Suder survived "The Basics," and helps Kes in Airpoincs. A Betazoid who can't feel and an Ocampa exploring her powers have a lot in common. Tuvok fears his two pupils are growing too close for their own good...
Oneshot drabble, featuring the three best characters from "The Mask of Dimitrios" (1944): Cornelius Leyden, and the two Siamese cats! Leyden reflects on his imaginary attraction to Dimitrios, and his real relationship with Mr. Peters. Natalia and Meip are the only friends he can tell. (Tags: Peter Lorre, Sydney Greenstreet, film noir.)
Seymour has been scorned, and now everyone's going to pay. Because his name isn't actually Seymour; it's Garland. Garland Greene. (Crack-fic cross-over, to entertain people who hated "Ghost World" as much as I did.)
Donny's funeral, from Donny's POV. Free at last, Donny has a few things to say, and no one will tell him to shut the fuck up this time. (One-shot.)
When did Chakotay change his mind about trusting Seven of Nine? Perhaps when Janeway pointed out some striking parallels between Seven's capture by the Borg, and Chakotay's capture by the Kazon. (Drabble, with portions of J-C friendship and hints of C/7. Also fills in a few other small plot-holes.)
(AU, "Before and After" timeline) The end of Kes's story is just the beginning of another era for Captain Chakotay's crew. Events to follow include the war for Unimatrix Zero, run-ins with Species 8472, and a visitor from another, very different Voyager...
Harry Potterman knew he was different, with his incurable sarcasm and panic attacks. Finally, a large stranger reveals the truth: "You're a Jew, Harry!" Now Harry's off to Treifwarts School of Banking and Jewry, to learn such magical skills as Math, Arguing, Guilt, and more! But the castle is plagued with mysteries, monsters, and a sinister bootlegger who wants Harry dead...
If Mr. Pink survived being shot by the cops, the next logical stop is a hospital room. Not all nurses make good money; some have to take extra jobs...like waitressing. (Oneshot, Pink/Waitress. Ties in with "Pulp Fiction.")
Robin wants to know his parentage, and Uncle Kermit isn't telling. A sympathetic Gonzo helps Robin break into the Muppet Archives to get the answeres. What they find changes everything. Meanwhile, Sam Eagle and Inspector Napoleon reunite to catch a serial killer. The victims are all Muppets, and that's not all they have in common... (Mild Adult Content. More info inside.)
The Year of Hell was erased from history, but Chakotay still finds reason to give his captain a gold watch for her birthday. Unfortunately, the gift comes with some unintended implications.
What happened to the flying car, after it took off into the forest to lead the giant spiders away from Ron and Harry? Horror, violation, and salvation. The Ford Anglia is attacked and ravished by the Aragog's giant spider army, until the Whomping Willow comes to the rescue. (Oneshot, crack-pairing. Flying Car/Giant Spiders, Flying Car/Whomping Willow.)
The news reports say the notorious gangster ate himself to death. Only Vinnie, God, and a few other associates know what really happened that night. One robot gangster's confession. (Oneshot.)
Tonks never told anyone how she lost her virginity. It was her final year at Hogwarts, she was experimenting with her shape-shifting abilities, and she decided to go for a swim... (MATURE CONTENT, Tonks/Giant Squid)