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  • Perfect, you and me

    Marauders era. 2nd S/R oneshot, out of my wide collection. winks Review and I'll post an other one! So, Remus is in love and Sirius kisses him. Sounds great... but turns out to be confusing. Yet, they're perfect. Trust me. R&R please. S/R. M. Oneshot.

  • Naughty parents and sockFrenchkissing babies

    James and his son are babysitting Remus and Sirius' house, but when two blondes show up, it all turns out wrong. In a deliciously right way. JPLM. Hinted HPDM. R&R.

  • Breathless

    Threesome-ish. JamesRemusSirius. Warning: rated M!: It was supposed to be a one-time only thing. And James knows it shouldn't, but the sight of his two best friends completely naked and sweating always leaves him breathless.

  • There's a Slytherin your bed!

    Sirius needs to wake up James for Quidditch practice, but finds something he didn't expect. And then his own lovely boyfriend Remus needs to point out that Sirius made a horrible mistake—not to mention that he was aware, of his unawareness. SB/RL, JP/LM.

  • Prelude to a best friend

    Sirius writes letters to James, after his death, because it's important to NOT forget, that James was the perfect best friend. First part is about his first time with Remus and how James didn't judge them. The coupling is RS, but not really main theme.R&R

  • Sex with apples?

    Remus is minding his own business, eating an apple. But Sirius and his ambiguous mind need to spoil Remus' happy moment, saying that Remus looks too hot eating an apple. So he makes a proposition: me, you, nakedness, and the apple. Oh, what will Remus do?

  • The Wardrobe

    Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS

  • King of Your world

    The Marauders start a flaming hot ritual,called ‘King for one night’. Principe: the birthday boy /on 16th b-day/ is granted one wish which will be fulfilled. One condition: their 'wish' needs to be breathing and be able to de-virgin them. Ooh, kinky.SR,JL

  • Leather

    Draco Malfoy has a super-secret-kink. But he won't be able to keep it a secret long, when one Harry Potter finds him in the library doing quite undecent things with... himself. What ever to do now that he's caught? HornyDraco and WhinyHarry. Humor?

  • Of blue drinks

    Of blue drinks, an eight months difference, and Sirius’ lost underwear: If there's one thing Remus hates more than anything, it's Sirius when he's being a bastard. What else to do but use a blue drink as revenge, and make him lose those boxers, fast.

  • Mischievous ministrations

    There's just one or two things that you can't tell your son--or you can, but James just choses not to. That won't stop him from frolicking in Potions labs with his secret lover though. Boy, will Harry be in for a treat! JPLM. Why isn't whinning a genre?

  • Silk makes Severus tick

    Regulus runs around school wearing a skirt for a day—and although someone did dare him to, he has ulterior motives. He has the faint idea that maybe silk makes Severus tick and he'll just have to use that knowledge to get what he wants from the older boy.

  • Public Kisses

    In a universe where a set of ears and a tail indicate your innocence, where your absolute and total being-a-virgin is fueled only by little catlike purrs you make, James Potter wakes up having to face the great hall without his ears and tail- oh my. JPLM

  • Sing me Back, Take me Home

    He thinks of all the promises they made when they were younger, and suddenly he can't even remember why he broke them in the first place - forgiving is hard, forgetting harder. But for Sirius, he'd do it. Now it's time for him to return the favour.

  • At home

    When Lucius is accused of stealing a dead man's property, Harry finds out his parents' love for each other isn't as perfect as he thought. 'Home' gets a whole different meaning when James' home turns out to be none other than Lucius Malfoy.

  • Caught

    Having sex on a professor's desk, has proved beneficial for both Sirius and Remus before - so why would they not do it again? Oh, but what will happen when they're caught, not by professor Slughorn, but by six students and a naive purple-head? SR. Humor?

  • The white buttondown shirt

    Meet the white button-down shirt. It's done a lot in its life, going wherever Sirius and Remus go. You'll love it-because if there's been a moment involving Sirius and Remus and halfnakedness, the shirt was there. And it's more than willing to share. SR.

  • Pin the Lie and Call it a Truth

    Over the years, Draco Malfoy has found that chess isn’t nearly as interesting as he first made it out to be. Now, he has to reconsider, for he’s found that chess can be most interesting – if played with the right person.

  • What's been broken - is never really lost

    Despite his captivity, Sirius Black is not one to give up so easily. As long as there's one person that deems him worthy, he will fight for the family he knew would once be his. Past Sirius/Remus (maybe present too?)

  • Where the fireflies won't go

    "Ever since you said it happened when you were five I couldn't get this image out of my head," Sirius says very solemnly – then, he makes exasperated hand-movements that Remus follows from the corner of his eye, "Baby moon stroll man turns into an over-excited puppy but there's no fur, just a lot more of your auburn fluff hair. I had a dream, it was awesome."