"Potter, if you don't stop wriggling, this will be the last time I allow you to sleep with me,' sniped Draco, pulling the blankets closer to him." Something is making it very difficult for Draco and Harry to stay apart, and it's not romance or sex. At first, anyway. Drarry. Rated for some graphic scenes. [Reupload]

Derek has a stalker who escalates from pranks to murder...and his identity remains concealed. He's forced to plead for help from Alan, a snarky computer genius-slash-drug addict who also happens to supposedly loathe him. Casey's stubborn nature leads to her helping Derek, whether he likes it or not, and they find themselves growing closer as their nightmare worsens.

She reads his face and she finally understands why he always seems to return to her after late nights. The next time she wakes to the sound of screaming. Dasey/Eventual Violate. Rated for sexual content and violence. AU/Crossover.

Lizzie has more than a few secrets; it's harder to hide them when you don't have two siblings waging war as a distraction. When the popular Erica Mason finds out just what she's hiding, it only gets more complicated. [Some] Dasey; Lizwin [friendship]; Liz/Erica [femslash]. TW: Contains content related to eating disorders.

Derek needs Casey, and the realization opens something like Pandora's box in his head. Dasey. T for mature themes. (This is the revised and expanded version of the previously-published Verisimilitude and Veracity. Read preface for details on chapter structure, future plans, and more.)

Derek finds some competition from a new girl at school. Derek/Casey, Casey/OC. Involves femslash.

Draco and Harry get stuck in a magic elevator. Fluff ensues. Drarry. Vaguely set during 5th year, pre-GoF. One-shot.

"He was forgetting more and more of Draco Malfoy, pureblood wizard, and not Draco Malfoy, bastard son of one of the city's best attorneys. Of everything that had been real, was Harry Potter the seemingly only person that didn't exist? Why was he the one he clung so much to?" Angst & Non-magic AU. Set during books 4 and 5.

Compilation of Life With Derek one-shots from my old account (LittleMissMorbid). Genre and ships included in each chapter. New one-shots will be uploaded separately, this was simply for convenience. Some M-rated content, primarily Dasey.

."Oliver had to admit to himself that if the youngest Malfoy could get the whole wizarding world's savior to fall in love with him—maybe he had changed, after all." D/H slash, Post-war, dismissing books 6/7. SEQUEL to Joint Custody. Rated M. COMPLETE.

."His thumb rubbed the underside of Malfoy's wrist. It was such a small thing and yet the action conveyed so much." D/H Slash, Post-war, not based off of Deathly Hallows. Sequel to this is now up!

.“They’re all gone, now. Except for you.” Could be considered slash or friendship.

Based on a special litle Wizards of Waverly Place episode. A little ridiculous and definitely cute. RR, please!

Draco and Harry's version of our favorite Will Smith rap! Total crackfic/parody, slight H/D