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  • A Hundred Notes On Solidarity

    This is the 100 drabbled steps on the evolution of Harry and Hermione's relationship. A response to the challenge located at drabbles100.

  • A White Rose on a Black Carpet

    Harry must take a bite out of his one true love and kill her, in exchange for his mortality. The problem is, what's the use of living a mortal life if the main reason of your existence is gone? Thus, he struggles and finds a way to change this.hhr vampire

  • Rain over Heart

    There was something about the rain that day. And it made Hermione smile. Hhr. AU.

  • Dilated Lust

    He wanders through the streets of Great Britain, seducing women in need of the passion and desire he can thoroughly give. But upon laying his eyes on Hermione Granger, he is caught between the walls of love, which he had sworn out of his life long ago. hh

  • The Pianist

    “Someday, somehow, we’ll be making beautiful music together.” Her smile was the last he saw before her image drifted into the darkness. If fate were kind to him, he would see her again. hhr. WWII Era. AU.

  • With Fingers Intertwined

    A person can only hold on for so long, that at some point, you would have to choose between staying that way forever or letting go. HHr. PostDH.

  • Confessions of a Befuddled Mind

    I, Hermione Jane Granger, will try everything in my willpower to restrain myself from drowning that blasted redheaded woman into the pits of the lake, to swim in her own pitiful blood. She says their relationship is true love...She can true love my arse!

  • Voldemort plans on World Domination

    What's this? Violently rape a cow? Ask wormtail for a foot massage? What is Voldemort writing about? And why did Hermione have a banana with her as she and Harry stormed out of their flat? Hmmmm.

  • Harry Potter and the Urges to Tinkle

    Harry needed to Tinkle. Hermione took it as a license to kill. And I, the Author, Am now completely terrified for my life...

  • Illusion

    It was the night of Christmas eve, and a promise was hovering about in the air...HHR

  • The Outburst

    An Outburst. That's All it took to change Harry's life forever