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  • A Dream of Spring

    Ivan delivers a bouquet to Yao who is suffering from art block. Flower Shop & Tattoo Artist!AU.

  • Pillow Talk

    Sloppy, drunken sex where Arthur is impatient and demanding, but isn't very persuasive. Happily, Francis is ready to overlook his shortcomings. Short one shot. PWP. Originally a request on Tumblr.

  • Half-Time

    Half-time during a game, and Ivan is distracted by Alfred as he reorganises his team. Russia/America. Part of the cheerleader!AU.

  • 30,000 Feet

    Male flight attendants Arthur and Herakles submit to their lust for one another. High altitude kissing and dry-humping ensues. Greece/England. Flight Attendants!AU.

  • Lines of Dialogue

    A series of short fics from the line of the dialogue list as requested on Tumblr. Featuring multiple pairings.

  • Burn Down Slowly

    Russia and Finland have slow, heated sex. Russia/Finland. Short. PWP. Fluff and smut.

  • What Do the Skies See?

    A story of two boys who dreamed of swimming in the ocean. Attack on Titan!AU. ReiGisa / SouRei.

  • Tomodachi

    Gilbert has some bad news to deliver. Missionary!Gilbert and Reverend!Yao. Set in 1930s China during the Japanese Occupation.

  • Where Our Demons Hide

    Alfred Jones, aged 18, takes his ex-primary school teacher to court on charges of sexual abuse. Ivan Braginski, aged 35, had been grooming Alfred since he was eight years old. As the trial progresses, Alfred learns things of himself he would have been happier not knowing, and Ivan fights a losing battle with his mental demons. Viewfinder!AU.

  • Accordion Soul

    Ivan is a bard of a modest bear breed, who spends his life eking out a meagre living by entertaining travellers along the Silk Road. One day, his life changes upon meeting a wealthy heavy seed benefactor. Sex Pistols!AU.

  • Nation's Pride

    Arthur Kirkland is a young tailor who runs a shop in London. Under Nazi occupation, his shop is tasked with mending and tailoring uniforms for the SS. He also received a number of new orders in the run-up to an official celebration, as well as the attention of Gilbert Weilschmidt, a newly-decorated war hero. England/Prussia. SSGB!AU.

  • The Wind Gently Touches the Grass

    Mongolia offers a flower to China. Mongolia/China. Angst. Fluff.

  • God With Us

    An injured Gilbert persuades his lord to leave him behind in battle. Prussia/England. Knight!AU.

  • The Taste of Freedom

    Ivan performs oral on Alfred. Alfred doesn't refuse for long. Russia/America. Oral sex. PWP. Oneshot.