A poem I made in 7th grade as an assignment while we read the Hobbit. Enjoy!

"Never thought I'd say it," George announced softly, "but I think we need to send flowers and a thank-you note to Snape for this." His twin nodded in solemn, shocked, agreement. Inspired by this line in chapter 6 of fringeperson's Mischief Managed. One-Shot-ish Drabble

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in a SIRIUS BLACK unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, get the best of your unit while keeping all your extremities, we've taken the liberties of writing this manual, and strongly suggest that you read it before attempting to handle your unit.

A list of all the Umbridge bashing nick-names I have read, found, or come up with! Now includes letters and drabbles! PM or review if you have created/found a nick-name that is not on the list! (Rated T for language)

A list of all the Dumbledore bashing nick-names I have read, found, or come up with! PM or review if you have created/found a nick-name that is not on the list! (Rated T for language)

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a SEVERUS SNAPE unit of your very own! To ensure that you use your new buy to the very best of his abilities and that you avoid painful, unexpected brushes with death, we've provided you with this manual.

The Sorting Hat knew what he had to do, it was the task given to him. Lady Hogwarts knew someone was messing with her wards, she knew she needed to find a Founder's Heir. Lady Magic knew that the two black haired boys from different times would come together and fix the unbalance of Magic. An AU starting long ago, with a complex magical universe. SLOW UPDATES!

Peace. After the fiasco with Cuttleclaw 5 years ago, even the most blood-thirsty, violent, and war loving Vikings wanted peace, which they got about 5 years of it, that is, until they came.

A Tribute to Alan Rickman, Song fic, No-One but You (Only the Good Die Young) by Queen.

In memory of Alan Rickman, may your legacy live on, and you always rest in peace. One-Shot.