Groundskeeper Willie loses his job at Springfield Elementary and becomes an announcer for a day on CBS' Face The Nation. Meanwhile, Nelson, Jimbo Dolph and Kearney take things too far in bullying senior citizens and end up in community service. This is an amalgamation of three comic book stories that originally appeared in Bart Simpson Comics.

This was to have been the 1980s revival of the Batman television series starring Adam West and Joyce DeWitt as the Caped Crusaders. The pilot episode would have featured a gigantic menacing insect invading Gotham City. By this time, Robin would have become Nightwing while Barbara "Batgirl" Gordon would have likely been disabled by the Joker.

The continuation of The Jetsons, as they would have been as costumed intergalactic superheroes doing battle with foes such as Knuckles Nuclear; Mugsy Megaton and Mangler Mars.

This is the first of 63 scripts I plan to write as staff writer for the TV series The Simpsons. This is a calling card script as well as a take on Gordon Korman's book, This Can't Be Happening At MacDonald Hall, which I read as a special education student in Indiana during junior high school in the late 1970s. Also featured is Miss Rockhill, the eventual replacement for Ms. K.