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  • Soundtrack to Your Life

    In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.

  • Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru

    After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...

  • Thunder Over Musutafu

    Izuku was quirkless. The Asgardians were kingless. Now Izuku... still doesn't have a quirk, technically, but Stormbreaker has a new wielder. Now if only he knew what to do about the pretty blonde Asgardian girl who keeps insisting she's his new girlfriend...

  • Óg Dìolairean

    "Nice rack, Xander." "…because getting compliments on tits I shouldn't even have isn't weird at all. Thanks, Kennedy."

  • Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King

    The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f

  • Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew

    Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.

  • Tales of Asgard

    Loki has a cunning, cunning plan for her future. It would appear, though, that Amora is even more cunning. But is Loki willing to pay what Amora's requesting for her services? Lady Loki/Amora

  • Ex Astris Gloria

    When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze

  • When We Stand Together

    Dawn spent her first three years of high school on the mouth of hell. Compared to that, Reefside is practically a vacation…

  • Seasons of Change: Spring

    Dawn Summers was expecting a lot of things out of being transferred from Sunnydale High School to the Xavier School for the Gifted. Juicy gossip, a girlfriend, and a green service dog were not among them.

  • Dick in a Box

    Kennedy has a special Hanukkah box for Willow…

  • Better Than Drugs

    Tara's girlfriend stops by UC Sunnydale for a visit.

  • Shot Through the Heart

    Fierce, independent, and a consummate lover of nature, Merida finds herself needing to answer one pressing question: how much does she enjoy the cold?

  • Dawnie Does the Marvelverse

    Dawn Summers decides to disregard the Scoobies' advice and have a heart-to-heart with a vengeance demon. Adventures ensue.

  • Another One Bites the Dust

    "I am Illyria the Merciless, God-King of the Primordium and Shaper of Things." "I am Groot!"

  • How I Met Your Mothers

    "Well then, girls. Since it seems like Rachel needs a refresher course in the family's history, it sounds like you're going to get your wish. And since it's only eight o'clock? I might be able to sneak in more than just the story of how I met their moms…"

  • Shots Fired

    The only thing Natasha is worse at than sniping with Patience and Time… is helping her daughters out with their love lives. (A "Dawnie Does the Marvelverse" spinoff and sequel to "Ho Ho No".)

  • Rule 63

    In the midst of the Chitauri invasion, the Avengers get some help from an unexpected source…

  • Ho Ho No

    Christmas comes but once a year, for which Bobbi Morse is eternally grateful. (A "Dawnie Does the Marvelverse" spinoff.)

  • You & Me & Her & the Bottle Makes Four

    Single, Willow heads to Vegas to indulge in some very clichéd behavior. But when it comes to embracing one cliché in particular, she decides it's time to go big or go home… (Willow/Elsa/Merida)