The drunken what ? The drunken Irishen Kyon, psss. A weirdo like you wouldn't know a good time if it hit you. You been spending way too much time with those book club weirdo's. Tonight we have a night for the ages kyon.. for the ages...

Ever wonder what actually happened in the Haruhi Suzumiya series (according to me ofc). Read the historical accurate behind the scene!