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Bardic Jester

  • The Fading Stars

    It's been 10 years since the final season of Total Drama. Noah has little to show for his time on it, except his friendship with Courtney. With a special 10 year reunion coming up, Noah is forced to reevaluate who he is now and what Courtney really means to him. Things get more difficult for him when he's asked to escort Heather, a movie star and recovering addict, to the reunion.

  • Adrift

    A chance meeting between Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger late at night. Two students lost in their own minds, open up to each other, and become closer than either ever expected.

  • A Dedication

    At a Ministry party, Theodore Nott is introduced to Hermione Granger by a coworker. The two of them connect over their shared past, despite having been on opposing sides. They start a steamy love affair, that forces them to reflect on their past and present lives. Can they help each other overcome their trauma? A story filled with sex, jazz, and regrets.

  • Beach House

    Bored, Theodore Nott and Rolf Scamander decide to spend the weekend at Rolf's family's cottage on the beach. The same weekend, Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger rent out a cottage down the beach, hoping for a fun weekend. When the two groups collide, their quiet weekend becomes an explosion of anxiety, comedy, repression, sex, regret and love. Will they leave the beach the same?

  • Time Bomb

    Theodore Nott. 1997. Seventeen years old. Sixth year at Hogwarts. Dreams of Punk Rock. Melancholy. The year Tracey broke him down.

  • Dress

    Brick gives Jo a dress as a gift. Except, Jo does not want to wear the dress. She'll only wear it on one condition: if Brick beats her in a bet. And if Brick loses? Then he has to wear it.

  • The Study Group

    Nott, Hermione, Terry, and Hannah find themselves in a study group during their sixth year. Through heartbreak, parties, tears, and sex, they discover how distant those close to you can be. And how simple things like a study group can change everything.

  • Never Quite the Woman That She Wanted to Be

    Brick knew it was stupid. It was never going to look right: the lipstick or the eye shadow. But he wanted to try, late at night, by the lake. Only, he never expected Jo would catch him.

  • Total Space Cowboys

    Enter a world in the distant future, where bounty hunters roam the solar system. Lightning, a new hotshot, with his crew of Brick, Zoey and Dawn, chases down his first five star bounty, the most dangerous kind of bounty. The mission is complicated by Brick's old crew, captained by Jo, joining the hunt. Which will be the greater threat? The struggle of the Total Space Cowboys.

  • All God's Lonely Children

    It's a quick in and out. We go in. I point my gun at the cashier. You grab the cash. We get out. Simple. How can it go wrong?

  • Wake

    The first funeral surprised everyone. The second one was less of a shock. The third one felt like the natural conclusion. It was an inevitability during the year of death. Geoff's mother used to say that bad things always come in threes. A short reflection on life, love, and death.

  • Wild Youth

    The Snakes are a gang of street punks who live in an abandoned school house. Restless, their time is filled with sex, drinking and fighting. This routine is broken when the mafia, Hogwarts, returns to the city, bent on retaking the underworld. Now, the Snakes need to decide where they fit in to this new order. And how does Hermione Granger, a member of the Lions, fit into it?

  • The Unloved Kids

    Head Girl Hermione Granger becomes interested in the social outcasts of seventh year through Theodore Nott's new look. Her association with them brings her to music, parties, gossip and tears. How far will her fascination with Nott and his Morrissey haircut take her? And what does Luna Lovegood and a book claiming to be Ian Curtis have to do with it?

  • Midnight City

    When Theodore Nott wakes up with the worst possible hangover, he realizes he can't remember what happened the night before. What actually happened? Did he get into a fight? And how does Hermione play into it?

  • Turn into Something

    What would happen if the gang's time at Hogwarts was closer to a normal student's experience? How would they change if sneaking out and partying became the only source of excitement? If they were filled with existential angst, sexual desires and magic?