Two different people from two different worlds with two different personalities and morality standards start a pen-pal relationship in which they realize that they are the same person. Logic declares that one must be real and one must be fake, but then again, where does logic fit into an equation like this? -Zetsucentric, dark, twisted, convoluted plot with all kinds of triggers.

'When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points.' -Kacey Musgraves - Modern Realistic AU Featuring KakuHi, & KisaIta. Slow plot progression and character development. Graphic(ish) MxM action in later chapters.

Our favorite gang of criminals contemplates the series of unusual circumstances they're subjected to. Itachi decides to defy those circumstances. Chaos ensues. -CRACK fiction, meant for humor. Bad words and ridiculous scenarios... so yeah...

'Heart for heart, we fall apart. With heart in hand, we live again.' Back from the dead in the midst of a war, Kakuzu need's to break the Edo Tensei without becoming a corpse, and there's only one other person on this earth who can survive death.