Kankri needs to go to East Beforus for a conference and enlists Damara to be his translator. Shenanigans ensue.

Anonymous asked: could you maybe write some humanstuck w/ a mega short twink boytoy sollux and a tall karkat or eridan going crazy over him? maybe sol is a new student and he ends up teasin whoever is goin gaga over him please? c:

"I don't think it's about me in particular, really. They just don't like people who are different."

Any port in a storm, as they say. Or, Ginny learns that the easy answer isn't always the right one.

The changes in Harry's relationship with Draco had been almost impossible to see at first, little more than coping with their situation, until they weren't.

After the war, Pansy needs an excuse to rediscover herself.

They always skirt around the subject, but bit by bit they get closer to something new. PansyDaphne soulmate!au

Sometimes when you meet someone, you just know that they're going to change your life forever. A chance encounter in a robe shop was one of these times. (Or, Harry and Draco are two halves of one whole, always).

It takes Parvati a few months to realize she's dating Lavender. That could happen to anyone, surely.

"People don't care about Death Eaters getting what they deserve. Only...huh, that's weird, it's almost like I'm not a criminal." After the war, trauma is enough to bring together even people as different as Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger. [Pansmione & briefly implied Drarry]

In which Draco, Pansy, and Harry pack the Muggle way, and manage to have a bit of fun while doing it.

Harry realizes that best friends can make the best boyfriends too.

All Draco wants is for all of it to go away: the Dark Mark, Azkaban, being trapped in the Manor with memories of the Dark Lord. Harry might just be his only solace.

In which Pansy sees a friend, discovers a newfound fondness for Knockturn Alley, and changes her life. Warning for implied murder.

Pretty girls are even more beautiful than the stars: a sentiment nobody can disagree with. Ginny/Luna/Cho.

Having someone to trust is surprisingly freeing, even if that someone thoroughly embarrasses you at work with chocolate and sparkly stickers.

In which Ron and Ginny have to do a project without their girlfriends, and nearly fail spectacularly. Mentions of Romione and Linny.

A determined Harry Potter is capable of almost anything, including finally making Severus happy. Christmas Snarry for the soul.

Moving on from Draco was the first step in moving on from the war. Pansy/Blaise side Drarry.

As much as he's tried to hate Harry, and be someone his father is proud of, Draco can't deny how much of his past still rings true.