Harry Potter is STILL the biggest jerk on the planet, and he wants everyone to know it. As he heads into his second year at Hogwarts, mysterious events begin to unravel, new friendships are explored, and of course, Harry swears on a constant daily basis but no one can hear him. Or can they? You should probably read the first to understand this one. Rated M for obscene language.

Harry Potter is the biggest jerk on the planet, and he wants everyone to know it. Thanks to his unfortunate childhood with the Dursleys, the manipulations of Dumbledore, and the loss of his parents, Harry is done with all pleasantries and just doesn't care about anything. Watch as the boy-who-lived voices his nasty comments for all to hear. Rated M for obscene amounts of language.

Tom Riddle became the Dark Lord Voldemort years before Harry Potter was born. But how did it all start? As an 11 year old with powers beyond measure, Tom Riddle enters Hogwarts and begins his new life as a wizard.

The Basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets took away his sight, and now the Boy-Who-Lived is blind. How can he possibly handle what's to come when the odds are clearly stacked against him? Rated M for violence, swearing, and implied situations.

Life is funny sometimes, but Harry Potter doesn't think so. What starts off as a nasty breakup between himself and his girlfriend, turns out to be an interesting turn in his life. Or is it? M rating is for swearing, implied situations, and violence.

Multiple POV. Ginny is about to be left alone without any of her brothers at home, when a surprising young man comes into her life and changes everything. See how this new friendship evolves into something more, and the trials that the both of them must take in to live a great life together. Contains moments from all the years at Hogwarts, is AU, and has some character bashings.

After Harry's name is chosen from the Goblet of Fire, things start to go horribly wrong for the chosen one and a nefarious plot to eliminate him, from his fellow classmates, is put into place. Can Harry find out who is responsible for the darkness surrounding him before it is too late? How can he deal with this and Voldemort? Mature rating is for violence, gore, and swearing.

During HBP, Harry uses the vial of Liquid Luck earlier than intended in the books and for a new reason entirely. What will happen when Harry attempts to use something that he is not entirely familiar with, and what consequences will arise from such actions?