Modern AU; INTENSE DRAMA. College Student, Eren gets rescued from being roadkill by a mysterious man who he falls for right away. But the man walked out of his life as fast as he swooped in & rescued him. Little did Eren know; he'd pop back up again. And he'd bring drama and heartbreak in his wake. But it's not all him. Eren is just as guilty. (see A/N for full summary warnings)

Eren's check list: 1. Join the military for his own selfish reasons that have nothing to do with patriotism. Check. 2. Be disappointed when a face he wanted to get away from seems to haunt him. Check. 3. Become a guinea pig for a crazy scientist and basically the entire Survey Corps Crew due to pressure. So far so good. 4. M.E.E.T. Humanity's Strongest. Hanji wrote that last one.

In this tale, the lives of many people depends on the actions of an easily angered boy who poses as a female of royalty, and his intimidating bodyguard who doesn't really look his age. Cross-dressing!Eren & Knight!Levi go out to the Britannian Province on behalf of Reiss. But they never knew what they would have to endure. (see A/N in ch.1 for full summary & warnings for M-rating!)