Captain Jack Harkness is about to face his most terrifying adversary yet... stage fright! Luckily, there's a banana-wielding madman in the audience ready to give him a confidence boost! For TheBigCat, who writes the funniest Doctor Who fanfiction this side of the universe.

Haru is having a surprisingly rough day. It's up to her e-pal to save her from the depths of self-pity! Dedicated to samuraistar, who helped me find my own epically awesome e-pal in the epically awesome Yarningchick. This is my first fanfic, so be gentle with me please! Cover art done by LucijaGasai

Post-PoTO. Christine and Raoul have left, and Erik is depressed, with no idea how to cope. Can an annoying ditty stuck in his head help him heal? A bit of humor at the end, hence the genre.