Alfred and Arthur are roommates who get off on the wrong foot, but of course the cliches that only occur in fanfiction occur in their lives. This makes Alfred rather suspicious, as he is enough of a loser to "proofread" Kiku's fanfiction, so he knows an awful lot of cliches. Then again, it might just be useful that he knows how to woo a tsundere's heart. Rated T for filthy mouths.

A world in which you're born with a tattoo of what your soul mates first words to you will be. Because that's not totally confusing at all, is it? Rated T for language.

Human AU: Antonio wakes up in a hotel in a different world and soon discovers that no one talks. He finds two brothers drinking coffee and when he tries to ask them where he is, they get excited at the fact someone can teach them to talk. Well, only one of them shows that excitement. Ever so slowly, Antonio manages to teach them to speak, and then soon enough everyone is talking.