The Black sisters are a close-knit group, sharing everything despite what pain might come. But no matter how valiant the soul, the human condition is inherently flawed, and Love cannot cure all. Here begins the tale of the sisters Black - three witches who, though inseparable in childhood, grow up to choose lives as far apart from each other as possible. Evil Authors Day 2021.

"With knowledge, there is always hope," the woman contended in a tone that brooked no argument; despite her brave countenance, her eyes were bright with tears. "And right now that's all we have. Now what news of Hermione do you have for us today?" The war is over, but the battle continues: choice vs. duty. Hermione struggles to remain afloat as Draco seeks a safe port.

In which (literal) Daddy Draco navigates the perilous waters of explosive potions, bad language, secret negotiations, forbidden chocolate, and wrinkly socks - and all with the help of a precocious two year old. A BW companion piece in the Bespoke AU. Surely you have something more worthwhile to read.

Wise men say only fools rush in, but he can't help flailing in love with her (and she's not much better). Another silly story from the G6 LonGerverse. AU, OOC, EWE, and not worth your time. Move along.

A collection of bespoken dribbles, ill-behaved drabbles, flashfic, and other scandalously short items. All guaranteed to blow. Rated M because only Luna knows what the future holds.

Sometimes it's the relatives we choose that are the closest family of all. A futurescape of the Longbottom family in the G6 AU. AU, EWE, and OOC. LonGer.

In which Lucius Malfoy reflects privately - and therefore candidly - on the centers of his world. BW companion piece in the utterly absurd Bespoke AU. OOC.

Neville secretly loves Hermione, Hermione has a closet crush on Neville, Luna's plotting, and Draco's classified strategy involves spending the rest of his life with the witch he loves. Hogwarts has never seen so much subterfuge! Completely absurd, AU, and OOC.

Harry 'The Boy With His Hands Up Two Skirts' Potter reminisces about his eighth year at Hogwarts. He quickly becomes distracted by the witches warming his bed. An absurd one-shot from the Bespoke AU. Let's say OOC just to be safe.

Hermione is offered a war-stake by Dumbledore. She ignorantly accepts the beautiful scroll, only to find she has thereby agreed to become Wife to the House of Malfoy. An on-the-go education by Minerva, Molly, and Astoria ensues as Hermione enters formal courtship by Draco and Lucius. Utterly absurd and a tad naughty. AU, OOC