A bright young witch and chosen lad are thrust into a world gone mad; a land where fairy tales come true (and trust me, this is bad). There's Jabberwocks and Hopping Pots; there'll be a quest - how could there not? Unite the three to slay the one; unravel Riddle's plots. I'm Babbity; I'll be your guide. Happy-ever-after's need not apply. Canon to OOTP, Dark AU, violence, language