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  • Cassie To The Rescue

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 9 May 2016 • 983 words • 0 followers • Family/Humor • [Hermione G. + Draco M.], OC • Rating: M • Completed

    Cassie hears her mummy yelling one morning and rushes out of bed to see what's wrong. Married!Dramione, EWE.

  • Surprise

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 13 Jun 2017 • Published: 13 Jun 2017 • 2,830 words • 0 followers • Romance • [Pansy P. + Draco M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco has a surprise. Pansy couldn't be more thrilled. DM/PP.

  • Wicked Games

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 25 Feb 2017 • Published: 25 Feb 2017 • 5,347 words • 0 followers • Romance/Drama • [Draco M. + Pansy P.] • Rating: M • Completed

    Pansy decides to punish Draco for supposedly flirting with Astoria, but she should know her boyfriend is particularly skilled in the punishment department himself. DM/PP.

  • Professional Juveniles

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 10 Nov 2016 • Published: 10 Nov 2016 • 1,695 words • 0 followers • Romance • [Pansy P. + Draco M.] • Rating: M • Completed

    "Draco? We survived a war; we're due for something a little juvenile. And besides..." She thrust her breasts against the hard, warm planes of his chest and gave his cock an expert stroke. "You're not little, and I'm not juvenile." DM/PP.

  • See What I See

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 15 Sep 2016 • Published: 15 Sep 2016 • 6,289 words • 0 followers • Romance/Hurt/Comfort • [Pansy P. + Draco M.] • Rating: M • Completed

    Pansy is insecure. Draco shows her she has zero reason to be. DM/PP.

  • Of Cereal and Revenge

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 21 Jun 2016 • Published: 21 Jun 2016 • 1,194 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Pansy P. + Draco M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco and Pansy enjoy an early morning, watching the Golden Trio suffer. Fifth year, probably.

  • Dramione Drabbles

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 11 Jun 2016 • Published: 31 May 2016 • 3 Chapters • 2,694 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • [Draco M. + Hermione G.] • Rating: M • In Progress

    Except instead of being under 100 words, they're under 1,000. Short Dramione oneshots I've posted to AO3/Tumblr. Each chapter contains a summary, setting, word count, and rating.

  • Draco's Best Gifts

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 5 Jun 2016 • Published: 5 Jun 2016 • 2,484 words • 0 followers • Family/Romance • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], OC, Scorpius M. • Rating: M • Completed

    Hermione, Cassie, and Scorpius decide to get creative with Draco's birthday gifts this year. EWE, Married!Dramione. Written for Day 1 of June 2016's #dhrfavorites on Tumblr, as today is Draco's birthday!

  • My Salvation

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 2 May 2016 • Published: 2 May 2016 • 1,071 words • 0 followers • Hurt/Comfort/Romance • [Hermione G. + Draco M.] • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco and Hermione deal with the anniversary of the war. Dramione. EWE. Title from Gabrielle Aplin's song by the same name.

  • Bruises

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 17 Mar 2016 • Published: 17 Mar 2016 • 2,193 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • [Hermione G. + Draco M.], Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: M • Completed

    Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)

  • Cassie's Birth

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 8 Mar 2016 • Published: 8 Mar 2016 • 1,928 words • 0 followers • Family/Romance • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], OC • Rating: T • Completed

    The story of Cassiopeia Jean Malfoy's birth. Written for Day 3 of March 2016's #dhrfavorites on Tumblr. EWE, Married!Dramione.

  • His New Family

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 19 Feb 2016 • Published: 19 Feb 2016 • 1,047 words • 0 followers • Family • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], OC • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Draco tries to explain blood prejudice to his daughter. EWE, Married!Dramione.

  • No Sleep Tonight

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 17 Feb 2016 • Published: 17 Feb 2016 • 2,727 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], Blaise Z. • Rating: M • Completed

    Blaise has had enough of Draco and Hermione's constant shagging. Poor Blaise trope ftw!

  • Neville's Party Experience

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 7 Jan 2016 • Published: 7 Jan 2016 • 1,615 words • 0 followers • Drama/Humor • [Neville L. + Luna L.], [Draco M. + Hermione G.] • Rating: T • Completed

    This was another reason blokes like Neville Longbottom did not get invited to ragers. Only blokes like Neville Longbottom would walk into a bathroom to find none other than Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger making out. Muggle AU.

  • Cassiopeia

    By champagne for the pain • Updated: 18 Dec 2015 • Published: 18 Dec 2015 • 2,214 words • 0 followers • Family • [Draco M. + Hermione G.], OC • Rating: T • Completed

    Draco is patrolling the castle one night when he meets a very special girl from the future. Set during OOTP. Dramione future pairing, though Hermione does not make an appearance in the story.