Tracey Davis, Megan Jones and Eloise Midgen were not the focus of the books, but they weren't doing nothing. The most important thing in a crisis is to keep breathing.

When Mordred wants to rescue Kara, Merlin decides to give him a lesson from the past to change his mind.

Just a little oneshot where Merlin reflects on the uselessness of the guards and the mundane happenings when an all-powerful sorcerer isn't trying to take over Camelot - and when there's not so much as an assassin with magic to relieve the boredom.

Kind of a combination of my favourite tropes: we have Dark!Harry, Non-BWL!Harry, Twin!Harry, Intelligent!Harry, and, well, probably just angsty Dark!Harmony where normally you have angsty Dark!Dramione. Anyway. I have a plot, I like it, it will be multi-chapter and I will probably try to slip in some humour but really, it's meant to be DARK.

If Hermione had followed Malfoy into the bathroom instead. May be continued, may be Dramione, slightly Dark!Hermione? Don't really know what I'm doing. Relying on review for development. Hermione recruits Draco AU! Rated T to be safe, as always. Will change genre to romance of needed in future. Possibly. Kind of pointless, but I like it cos it's slightly evil. :)

Short oneshot. Post reveal. Merlin is banished from Camelot and heads home. Hunith doesn't like it when her boys fall out. She fixes the problem.