Imagine Loki and Gene Khan from iron man aa getting tortured in a sarcasm filled parodic adventure. You should probably watch avengers and imaa, but its not required. Will update for reviews. Um hail hydra? Right uh no pairings as of now except extremely subtle pepperony (haha pizza). Not graphic but can be if requested. SAY MY NAME!LOKI!

"De Quincey rather likes me...I suspect he wants to be more than friends. A certain vampire wants a piece of Magnus. How will he get Magnus? Set at de Quincey's party in the first book. Veeeeeeery mild spoilers. Slightly deviates from cannon. Darker than expected. If you want another chapter, I had better see some reviews. Please don't copy my story.