"I do creative writing," Hermione said in a small voice with a wince. "oh… OK," Ginny nodded supportively, "that's nice." "I write…" a bubble of a sob emitted from deep in Hermione's chest, "dirty stories." "oh…" Ginny's eyes widened, a laugh started to spill from her lips Draco Malfoy has an elf problem, Hermione Granger has a Malfoy problem and a slightly salty hobby.

"I'm putting the world to rights." Pansy answered wiping her mouth on the back of her hand "He's not supposed to be with her." Pansy Parkinson returns to Hogwarts ready to fight for what she wants, she's got shoulder pads, lipstick, a protein shake and a bit of Bolivian magic that's going to shake up the wizarding world.

"I'm putting the world to rights." Pansy answered wiping her mouth on the back of her hand "He's not supposed to be with her." Pansy Parkinson returns to Hogwarts ready to fight for what she wants, she's got shoulder pads, lipstick, a protein shake and a bit of Bolivian magic that's going to shake up the wizarding world.

He'd read her, he'd read her memories and thoughts, he'd peeled every sodden page of her mind apart and devoured it like a piece of pulp fiction. He really should have been more careful about trusting the narrator.

The former Death Eater and Blonde heir apparent to the Malfoy fortune has been missing for over a year. Hermione Granger finds him on her walk home from work. He's starving, scared and doesn't know who or what he is. She'll have to remind him.

Hermione Granger wakes up in bed with a hot blonde and no memory of how she got there. Is it a case of Drunken Love or is something else at play? The anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts isn't easy for anyone, and everyone copes in their own way.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are forced into a five-year marriage bond by a Ministry combatting low birth rates in the wizarding community. Will the intrepid Draco Malfoy survive the turmoil or will he do as his new wife asks and kindly 'F*** Off'.

Hogwarts is proud to announce that after intense rebuilding it's opening its doors to students again, all students who could not complete their education due to the war are welcome to return... even angry 19 year old women who swear like troopers, sullen blondes with sketchy pasts and grieving men with businesses to run, there's a new trio in town and they aren't golden. rewrite.

It's the classic love story; boy meets girl, boy hates girl, girl hates boy, boy secretly loves girl, girl enters into relationship with another boy who likes fake tan, original boy grabs girl into a store cupboard to give her a birthday she'll never forget. A Festive one-shot with fluff and snuggles and a sassy AF best friend. I am amazing at summaries, you're welcome.

Excerpt from the daily Prophet: The Department of Experimental Magic is soon to be up and running, Minister Weasley tomorrow will cut the ribbon and officially launch this new department, headed by Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy this reporter believes that while good may come out of the initiative there may be bad language and bubbling sexual tension. Rita Skeeter.