[DISCONTINUED. Up here for archive purposes only. Written when I was a teenager with terrible writing skills.] When Harry gets kidnapped, he learns a great deal about himself and, surprisingly, Malfoy. Now, Harry and Draco must embrace their heritage and work together if they have any hopes of defeating the darkest evil the world has ever seen. No Drarry.

Her name was Sue. Mary Sue. Mary Sue the Muggle. Only... she wasn't actually a Muggle. A story in which Bundibird pokes fun at Mary Sue.

Never let it be said that a Slytherin doesn't know to take hold of an opportunity when it's presented to him on a silver platter. [A Fourth Year AU in which Draco makes the most of Potter and Weasley's fight and takes a second shot at befriending Harry. For the Greater Evil, obviously.] Cross-posted at AO3.

Somehow, Stiles being ridiculously unfit leads to Lydia standing on his front doorstep in running clothes, demanding that Stiles get changed and join her. "What?" she asks, as Stiles blinks at her outfit with significant surprise. "You don't think I keep this body looking how it does without any kind of maintenance, do you?"

Harry's twin, Jayme, got the credit for the Dark Lords down fall. As a result, Harry is ignored and shunned. Fed up, Harry runs away at nine years old, joins a bunch of street kids and discovers a few interesting things about himself. DISCONTINUED.

[Up here for archive purposes only. Written when I was a teenager with terrible writing skills.] When Dumbledore sets up new Mixed Common Rooms for each level, Harry and Ron don't mind that it's become Hermione's new favourite place. Until they find out WHY its her new favourite place...DracoHermione. ONESHOT!