It's Ralph and Melissa's 20th wedding anniversary, and the two take a romantic trip to the Porkonos together to celebrate the occasion, leaving their young son Michael in the care of his aunt and uncle. When they arrive, the two seek out anniversary gifts for each other. But Ralph may have another extra special surprise for his wife...WARNING: Contains mature sexual content!

Yet another one-off story based on "Beat The Clock". Little Michael Raccoon wants his parents to get him a puppy for his birthday, and after doing some thinking, Ralph and Melissa decide to get him one. But is Michael really prepared to handle the responsibilities of owning a pet? Find out what happens...