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  • How Vigilante Won Over the Batfamily

    Sequel to my Batman/Vigilante stuff. This is a series of one-shots in which different members of the Batfamily interact with Vigilante and warm up to him. First up! Tim Drake was supposed to get info on Greg Saunders. Instead, he got a lesson on how easily he can be won over with kindness.

  • Kiba Gets a Cat

    Because of Akamaru being an idiot, Kiba finds himself taking care of a killer cat that he slowly warms up to. Weird things start to happen, his life gets weird, and eventually he gets to meet one incredibly handsome stranger. One-shot! Tobirama/Kiba developing relationship!

  • It was a Warm Summer Night when War Reached Konoha

    Tsume knew what the Senate's hand was. She knew what the Jedi needed. But she also knew very well what her entering the war could mean for her clan and the rest of her village. This was not an easy choice to make. Luckily, she didn't have to make it. Collection of one-shots of an AU in which Tsume Inuzuka becomes a GAR General.

  • When Another Clark Situation Becomes Something More

    Prequel to "I'd Fake Our Deaths Just to be With You"! This is the story of how Vigilante and Batman became an item. And it all started with Vigilante quoting Clint Eastwood in the right place at the right time. Rare-pairing! Two-shot!

  • Be my (Fake) (But Hopefully Real) Daddy

    Michael Carter was just supposed to be filling in at a modeling gig. Bruce was a handsome stranger and fun enough to talk to. Everything that happened after the initial meeting was unexpected... But, well, Michael had no true objections to being called Sunshine and having a Sugar Daddy take care of him, even if it technically meant living a lie for a while.

  • Television Romance

    "How about instead of seeing it as me looking over you, you see this as me watching your back? Just think of me as a business partner- one that protects your physical assets-, rather than a bodyguard." "You have no idea what you're signing up for, buddy." OR! Kiba's a drag queen, Ibiki's a man on a mission, and their love is inevitable, if a tad bit predictable.

  • Hol Horse is a Bad Guy- But He's not a BAD Guy

    Hol Horse was not a good guy. He was a bad person. He knew this. He didn't fight it. It was easier to just go with the flow on this. But just because he was a bad person, it didn't mean he was a monster. OR! The Stardust Crusaders are all hit by Set, de-aged, and Hol Horse doesn't have the heart to kill them. So he kidnaps them and does what he does best- run away.

  • Dancing Lessons

    Tsume Inuzuka isn't particularly good at learning to dance. Drabble! Kakuzu/Tsume! Rare pair!

  • These Chickadees Will be the Death of Me

    The Konoha 12 are on the hunt for Itachi Uchiha. The rest Konoha is preoccupied with trying to quell the Akatsuki threat. And all Genma Shiranui truly wants is for some peace and quiet... which is something he knows will never be his as long as the kids remain fixated on him supposedly being someone important in their lives. Sequel to Genma Shiranui: Mother Hen Extraordinaire!

  • Arranged

    The Inuzuka Clan owed a huge debt to the Nara Clan. And after an unforgiveable blunder on the Inuzuka's part, the Nara Elders decide to cash in on said debt. Unfortunately, their settlement winds up affecting quite a few lives. Especially those of Shikaku Nara and Kiba Inuzuka, for they are forced to marry. Rare pairing! (Because I refuse to be normal) Major AU! Kiba/Shikaku.

  • To Stain a Hero

    All it took was one variation in Shouji Mezou's routine to throw his previously calm life into a whirlwind of fear and uncertainty. If not for this one small change, he would not have gone grocery shopping alone. If not for that, he would not have wound up returning to U.A. after sundown. And if not for that, he would have never wound up on Hero Killer Stain's radar. AU!

  • Old Man by the Bar

    All it took was one school teacher's decision for the reality of Konoha to be altered in a way that no one could have imagined. Follow Kiba Inuzuka, Sakura Haruno, and Chouji Akimichi as they grow as individuals, friends, and ninja. All with the help of that grumpy old man with all of the cool war stories.

  • Don't Tell Batman

    All the stories worth telling always start with 'Don't tell'. Oliver Queen knows this, and so does Greg Saunders. Now they're just passing it on to the kids of the Justice League.

  • Perfect Two

    Just another normal morning in the Bonnefoy household. Some Denmark/France fluff because I need to see more of this pairing up here. And, of course, some Adorable!Canada. Fluff is over 9000! You have been warned. Oneshot inspired by 'Perfect Two!

  • Unforeseen Consequences

    That bet... That damned bet was the beginning of all of Denmark's problems. If he had never joined Prussia in a drinking contest, he never would've gotten drunk. And if he had never gotten drunk, then he wouldn't find himself trying to sneak out of Norway's bedroom as discreetly as possible. Story for my good friend, thenordic5forever. Mpreg. DenNor.

  • Shattered Dimensions

    Four of the Young Justice members wake up in the Watchtower's main hangar. Two others in the cafeteria. Only one in the middle of a meeting. And the last three in the med bay. What's the problem with this? This isn't their Watchtower. Nor is it their Justice League. What is the Team to do when caught in a Universe nothing like their own?

  • Cinnamon and Ginger's Misadventures in Alternate Universes!

    Wally's done it again. Gotten the Bat angry. But this time there are more serious consequences than just having his video games taken away. No, now he's stuck with a mad mercenary named Deadpool- who insists on being called Cinnamon- travelling through different universes to try and get back home. And to make it worse, Time Police are trying to detain them the whole way back!

  • A Monster's Love

    What Russia wants, Russia gets and what he wants now is none other than the King of Northern Europe himself, Denmark. And, this is actually good for Denmark, seeing how he's been feeling lonely lately. But, what will the Dane do when Russia's advances go from sweet and awkwardly innocent to violent and demanding? What will happen when Russia kidnaps him? HIATUS.

  • Guidelines to Surviving our Wrath

    Well, dear Justice League, you've crossed us. You made a list for us, so Jason, Deadpool, Robin, and myself have decided to make YOU a list. Let's see just how long you'll last before you cave... Kind of sequel to the first Guidelines. Please enjoy!

  • Rule 28

    Rule #28: If any member of the League or your own team is de-aged, you are not allowed to corrupt them. We still can't get Green Arrow to stop smacking Superman whenever Conner is mentioned. This story is how this rule came to be. Babyfied!Leaguers/Young Justice with de-aged Deadpool and Jason!