Cap told their rag tag group of 'Avengers' to earn their keep by fair and legal means. Tony thought that pickpocketing could totally be considered fair, because really, he was just a wake up call to personal security. He just never imagined that trying to pickpocket up and coming businessman Loki Laufeyson would cause him so much grief. (kid!fic AU)
If anyone asked Tony Stark what his life was like, he'd say that he's a regular sixteen year old kid. If anyone bothered to ask. The reality? No one needed to ask; Tony was the stupidest kid at SHIELD High School. He's the shame of the Stark line, and the bane of his teacher's existence. His life is awful, but nothing could be worse than the alternative if he told the truth.
Getting dragged into a nightclub by Thor was not how Loki had envisioned spending his night. While there, he meets an attractive stranger with a dangerous smile. He hadn't gone out looking for trouble, yet it found him anyways. (Warnings for character death/serious angst. Feels ahoy.)
Harry and Ron may have underestimated the Potions Master.
The Final Battle was won, the war is over. But Hermione Granger is nowhere to be found. After several years with no word, the wizarding world assumes Hermione dead. Save for Severus Snape, who is hellbent on finding out where she is. M for mature content. Currently on hiatus.