Complete. The sequel to 'Happy Birthday Ron.' Another PIMPHARRY story. WARNING: Hole abuse ahead.

An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.

PIMPHARRY gets his best friend possibly the best gift ever. Rated for sexual content and suggestions.

Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.

Complete. The latest, and to date longest PIMPHARRY story. Enjoy.

Complete. Oneshot. This is my response to just about every slash story out there.

Complete. Victor Krum talks to PIMPHARRY about asking Hermione to the Yule Ball.

Complete. Luna Lovegood runs the greatest brothel in the world. What happens when Percy Weasley tries to shut her down? Set in my PimpHarryverse.

How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.

WiP. AU. DBZ xover. Harry is taken by the Guardian of Earth instead of Hagrid as a baby and raised with the family no one knew he had. Ten years later, a trained, quarter Sayian Harry comes to Hogwarts. Manipulative Dumbledore, Independent Harry

Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review

WiP. AU. Multi Xover. After being screwed over by wizarding society, Harry leaves to make it in the world on his own. Of course, Harry being Fate's whipping boy, things don't go to plan. First part in a new series.

Complete Regulas Black decided to write a book entitled Things never to say or do in the presence of the Dark Lord....Unless you're a suicidal Death Eather the Book itself was a suicide note.

WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har

WiP. Tittle is self explanatory. My brother wrote this, and asked me to put it up. I'll be honest, it's a pretty F'ed up story. Not for the feint of heart. And before anyone says it, I know he needs some serious help. He's just to lazy to get it.

Complete. Oneshot. This is an idea I had for what the 'power the dark lord knows not' could be. I think the only way this could end up cannon was if JKR and LSD got together. the story's meant as a joke, don't get in an uproar now

Complete. Oneshot. My own response to all those Severitus stories in which Snape turns out to be Harry's father. Could take place anywhere before the end of HBP. Rated T cause I didn't drop any F bombs for once......