by my brother... Argus Filch has dangerous secrets and only you, dear reader, can uncover them! Have fun. NO FLAMES! done in the form of a mission log, most of the time.

random, crazy, the internet and not just fanfiction anymore! do i honestly need to say anything more? title's selfexplanitory. rated 'T' for graphic randomness... OOCness. major silliness! r&r

Joint fic: “Such a smart girl,” he whispered, sounding condescending, “your parents most have been so proud. Tell me, my dear, would you like to see them again? As you remember them?” He raised his arm, his eyes raging with a look of craving for blood.

Quite frankly, Bobby is a house-elf. Written simply because I was bored. That and I hate when people make house-elves stupid... Includes spastic house-elves, dull forks, a lethal SPEW button, Pimp My Office, and craziness.

A collection of extremely random summaries of any ship I feel like writing about. Feel free to put in a request. Warning: has caused massive bouts of quizzical look-itis.

COMPLETE “Granger! Listen to me: we’re in the middle of a war. The only way to ensure survival is to not get involved, to not get too close. That’s the best way.” Not DH compliant, postHBP, AU BZHG, previously All's Fair in Love and War

In which Draco and Blaise discuss nothing and everything. chock full of odd insults, graphic randomness, and strangely logical nonsense. OOCness, duh. r&r!

In which I successfully kill off everyone's fav DL in 2 chapters. lots of OOCness, but in my usual way! weird, I know, but hey, I was bored. what else is a girl to do? please r&r. COMPLETE.ly random.!

[ON HOLD!] Marauders era. their last hogsmede trip. sad goodbyes and obsessive bum staring. JPxLE eventually. R&R! rated for later chapters, i think. OOCness on Lily's part... not so much for the Marauders....