This is just a bloody typical day. My friend's a Dalek, my other friends are divorcing, and the Dalek Parliament is pleading for my help. On top of all that, someone's blasting Carmen at top volume from her radio. Well, no one ever said being the Doctor was easy.

In which Danny meets a woman called Fred, who is annoyed at the Doctor for some reason. Speculation for Death in Heaven, spoilers for Dark Water.

I have a really good reason for not being at school. Probably.

"You've gotten younger!" she declared, pulling back and viewing him fully. "And you haven't aged even a bit!" he returned. "I know that's the type of thing your grandparents usually say, but... it's true."

AMY POND used SLAP. ELEVENTH DOCTOR has been INJURED FATALLY.

Six prompts, all written in under a minute. Doctor/Rose fluff and angst.

In which Dumbledore is annoying, and the true Prophecy is revealed at last.

"These, Martha Jones, are the colours of the universe!"

Calvin has a scarf. Susie has a nickname. The bus driver is annoyed with their flirting, and time's gone wibbly. Just a normal day, then.

"Oh, I will miss it if it breaks," he responds. "It will have served me well. But there's no point on dwelling in the past. You must grip the new bow with both hands and enjoy it until either you or it expire."

"It was the Telethon when the Earth started caring. When people actually noticed that it was time for a change. When you amazing, amazing humans realized your full potential!" Written for the 2014 #Telethon7

"What makes you think I'm going to seduce you?"

After Dumbledore is sacked, Hermione and the Twins create a new way to annoy Umbridge. With a pair of master pranksters and one very smart cookie, Hogwarts had better look out.

Story starters, mislaid ideas, lists, fanfictions that just didn't take off... a storage place for all of those, and more. Latest story- Magic and Mayhem

Solving a murder mystery on a train? All in a day's work for the Doctor and Ace.

"Fighting the monsters can be so much easier when they're all in one place, don't you think?"

Time is different here. Won't you come visit? (Mild AU. Gabrielle/Luna/Fleur.)

There's a wind in the east, a mist coming in... like some-thing is brewing, about to begin... Only Time knows now what will lie in store... But I somehow feel that it's happened before...

When you're a sentient, walking, talking scarecrow, there isn't much to do but adventure. Fortunately, in this world of magic and monsters, adventure is waiting behind every corner, probably to mug you and drag you off with it, whether you like it or not.

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Rose, we've got work to do." SEASON ONE of CALVIN WHO. Now complete!