The only George Weasley wedding Katie Bell ever expect to attend was her own. So, when she finds herself forced to watch Angelina living out her teenage dream, it's no wonder it all goes a bit tits up.

Daphne Greengrass is the last person from whom Seamus expected help fighting against the Carrows. But there she is, pretty and Pureblood and entirely too concerned with staying on the whole world's good side.

"That's Marlene McKinnon, she was killed two weeks after this was taken, they got her whole family..." This is the story of those seminal two weeks. For a girl defined by her death, Marlene had an awful lot of life in her: she's an Obliviator with a roommate problem, a boss that doesn't take her seriously and a Sirius who does. She's also running out of time.

Technically, Katie and George were never 'together.' That doesn't stop George from wanting to murder Cormac McLaggen when he asks Katie to Hogsmeade. It's even worse when she says yes. Katie/George with Fred/Angelina, Alicia/dreams of Oliver.

Since the birth of his children, Harry's been ignoring the fact that someday they're going to... you know. Unfortunately, Lily brings the subject back to the forefront of his mind. Happy Christmas, Harry. Mentions of alcohol and sex.