Two eccentric pompadours are better than one. (Total crack, Grosky/Aldus.)

She hopes he finds what he's looking for. (Return of the Dapper Men)

[movie verse. I didn't find a separate category so I guess it goes here?] When the cold begins to find it's way into the pipes, it also makes a home in Felicity's heart.

I think, therefore I am.

dreadfully short Mystrade drabble written for a challenge about the 23rd of December. This isn't what he anticipated.

It was flowers that bloomed, traditionally, but that didn't mean people didn't have petals to open. Not AU as much as post-canon Flora/Puzzlette. Ongoing. I promise it gets fluffier.

With tears In my eyes I asked you to stay, you said "Hey, man, I love you, but no fucking way." Marilyn visits Crow before she leaves. Title and fic inspired by Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms.

Set directly after Max leaves, Carol must pick up his own pieces. Esperanto is the official language of the Wild Things headcanon. Used sparingly, translation in author's footnote.

The day Ash Lynx died, Nadia lost Shorter.