Severus Snape is no prince. It is this fact which brings a witch seeking revenge to his doorstep. Now, Severus is cursed with a failing heart unless he can love a woman, and she can love him in return. What happens when Lucius Malfoy decides Healer Hermione Granger is the perfect person to break the spell?

These are just some one shots I've had in my head. I won't promise consistent updates, but I will post on special occasions.

When a tornado strikes Hogwarts, Severus is transported to a world he believed only existed in a saccharine Judy Garland movie. Now, he must find a way to navigate Oz, a land where his magic is rendered useless. Will Severus manage to return home with his sanity, or will the ever present threat of a musical number drive him to madness?

Severus and Hermione go on several adventures inspired by Steely Dan's first album, Can't Buy a Thrill. What fun awaits them as the record plays on? This is a series of (mostly) unrelated one shots. You don't need to know Steely Dan to enjoy them, but if you ever get a chance, check them out!

Severus yearns for freedom from his latest masters. Hermione yearns for the freedom to pursue her own dreams. When their worlds collide, they must cross the ocean to find true liberation

Lucius Malfoy can't risk another scandal. Thus, he comes up with a plan which will ensure Draco cannot date anyone unworthy of his affections. What happens when Severus unknowingly finds himself in the middle of his friend's scheme, and why is Ms. Granger so difficult to ignore?

Even in death, Severus Snape is not guaranteed peace. In order to reach heaven, he must complete the task of helping a former acquaintance find a sense of well being. The catch? This former acquaintance is Hermione Granger. The bigger catch? He must work with a former tormenter to accomplish his goal.

It's been 25 years since Fenrir's last attack, and the aftershocks are still being felt. A secret looms over the Snape family, one which threatens to destroy everything if ever revealed. This is a sequel to Kiss From a Rose, but this should be easy enough to follow without having read it.

On the first Sunday in February, Severus and Hermione are visiting the States in preparation for a potions conference. Little do they know they are about to witness one of the cutest American traditions of all time: The Puppy Bowl! It's a little late in the year, but it's always a good time to see Snape with puppies!

On the first Sunday in February, Severus and Hermione are visiting the States in preparation for a potions conference. Little do they know they are about to witness one of the cutest American traditions of all time: The Puppy Bowl!

Snape yearns for peace in death, but the cosmos has other plans. When he finds himself in the center of a celestial wager, will he decide that love leads to freedom, or will he reject love in favor of solitude?

While on vacation, Severus' daughter spots something unusual on his arm. Can Hermione convince Severus that Rose will still love him even after she finds out the truth behind the mark?

Severus wanted money. Hermione wanted a name. What happens when a Snatcher most believed to be dead returns and threatens everything?

A series of unrelated one-shots based around Christmas songs! May or may not be Christmas themed, and will include several couples. Mostly AU.

Years after the war, Snape and Hermione are both fleeing from their old lives. When fate brings them together once more, can they help each other discover the truth? AU. Takes place 10-15 years after the war.

At the park, Hermione finds a new treat. Severus is less than enthused about trying it. ONESHOT!

When Snape realizes he has feelings for his fellow professor Hermione, he feels as thoguh she will never want him. When Ron asks for his help in winning her back, can Snape express his feelings for her in time? Rated M just to be safe. Somewhat AU