Things go badly wrong on top of the Astronomy Tower. Draco hesitates and is cursed by his aunt. Can things get any worse? Why, yes, they can. He is locked in his own body, unable to move, and in the care of one Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows she's miserable now... Fluffy one-shot song-fic - possible crack fic, who knows!