In the event of a blackout due to a malfunctioning -inator, Perry the Platypus comforts Heinz in the only way he can.

Human!Perry/Heinz/Human!Peter In which Perry uses the distance, rate, and time formula to determine the intensity of Heinz's blushes and decides that three might be better than two. warnings: insubstantial fluff, angst, mentions of sex between a human!semi-aquatic mammal and evil scientist in a lab coat, author's first attempt at writing for the Perry/Heinz/Peter love triangle.