Okay so Pitch's been neighbors with Jack for how long now? It just seems to me that they can't have existed completely separate of each other for 300 years. So what if Pitch wasn't always all "Grr, Arg, Take over the world!"?

It is possible to not know who your neighbors are for years. It is not possible to remain ignorant for over a decade. And was it just me or did Jack seem like he knew his way around Pitch's place? Prequel to Neighbors

In which the Fourth Wall is seriously breached and trauma is had by many. Especially Harry and Voldemort. Minor swearing but that's just Voldemort and Harry having panic attacks. This is so friggen old...but don't worry, it's been revamped.