It was a mistake. Honest. Petunia never meant to kill her nephew. Ghost Harry. Begins graphic.
Fifth Year. About to get caught by Filch after sneaking Murtlap from the Infirmary, Harry and Hermione dive into the closest open door to hide… which just happens to be the staff lounge… during a staff meeting. Who knew their professors were so … relatable?
After the final battle, Harry finds himself going a bit mad. Turns out he's immortal, his dead relative won't leave him a-bloody-lone, and what it all comes down to is that him and Forge are going on (mis)adventures. So, really, life could be worse.