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  • A Fallen Few

    Humans sometimes have crappy luck. In his short time as one of them, Castiel has learned this lesson several times over, and he learns it again when the Gas N Sip he works at is robbed. A hint of Cas/Faith.

  • Play the Role

    Gabriel liked humans, he really did. And when he met Jo Harvelle, he had to admit, he liked the kid. So, when she died, he gave her the role she'd always dreamed of playing: a heroine, a hunter to beat all hunters, a slayer of demons...

  • Awkward

    Buffy was not going to admit that she's the one who called time-out during sexy make-out time. Buffy/Derek. One-shot.

  • The Library Game

    Not everyone knows the rules. If you're lucky, though, you'll hear them whispered by an older student, "Go to the Legal Section of the library, walk until you reach the back wall. If you're daring enough to kiss a stranger, turn left and wait for your partner to arrive…" Remus hates that Sirius talked him into playing.

  • The Beast Within

    Post HBP. Remus is captured by Death Eaters and put in a cell with Ginny Weasley one evening before the full moon. Will they escape before his wolf can get its way?

  • To Have, Not to Hold

    Young, widowed, and now wealthy, Hermione must play spy. She has decided that in order to uncover the identity of the new Dark Lord she must marry the now penniless Lucius Malfoy, but she never thought she’d end up melting in ice's arms or his son's. . .

  • His Valentine

    The Malfoy family lives in good health, but Narcissa finds herself visiting a grave on Valentine's Day, a long forgotten card in hand. Post DH.

  • Uncomplicated

    Life's complicated. Ginny wants something that isn't, so she asks Draco for a taste of pleasure for pleasure's sake. Just a little distraction. Set in HPatDH.

  • Thank You For Calling

    A series of one-shots, all starting with one Harmony Kendall calling The Midnight Hour.

  • Crowley's Twelve Days of Falala-ing Christmas

    Crowley is struck by a Christmas Spirit curse and forced to 'bring good cheer' to the bunker residents for the twelve days of Christmas. And he thought centuries of torture in Hell was bad. One-shot.

  • Break Time at Fangtasia

    Pam really hates this show. Eric finds it amusing. And the new bartender is just full of interesting tidbits about Harmony Kendall, star of MTV's Harmony Bites. One-shot.

  • Blood Between Us

    Jessica Moore, one drink changes your fate. Jess/Lenore, past Jess/Sam

  • When is a Door Not a Door

    Stiles is certain someone is watching him, singing to him. It's a woman. Her name, he learns, is Dru. One-shot; Teen Wolf setting is post season 3A.

  • A Small but Loyal Fanbase

    "Supernatural? You know that show about the hot brothers who kill monsters and demons? Andrew's favorite non-DoctorWho-related show? Yeah, apparently some whack-o went on a rampage and murdered half the cast and crew." The multi-dimensional aftermath of "The French Mistake." One-shot.

  • Totally Normal

    So, this new Karaoke bar is kind of weird, and Sweets' new girlfriend, who's currently in his face, ranting about his time in Los Angeles, is even weirder. Especially since Booth is pretty certain he's never met her before or dated her sister. One-shot.

  • The Great Pumpkin

    "Why the hell do we look like friggin' cabbage patch kids, Sammy?" "Because witches, Dean. And is that pumpkin staring at us? I'm pretty sure that pumpkin is staring at us."

  • Long Live Us

    Some can see him, some can hear him, some can even feel him, but he remains a ghost. Stiles thought he was done with the whole 'half-dead' bit, but a resident evil doer had different plans. Which somehow result in Talia Hale as his spiritual Yoda, Derek as his anchor to a life he isn't living anymore, and Jackson as his...something. Post season 3. Slow build slash ships.

  • Tomorrow's Ghost

    Merlin meets a ghost with an odd story and an even odder request. But as strange as she is, Merlin is inclined to trust Tara. One-shot.

  • The Ending We Wrote

    "It's not a bite," Cas assures. Dean knows. He cares about Cas too much; he would have shot first if he'd seen teeth on skin. But a bite isn't the only thing that kills. Getting stuck in the gut with rebar while scurrying away from undead cannibals will do the job just fine. One-shot, non-Endverse post-apocalypse, Cas/Dean.

  • To Vex

    Derek is in the middle of hunting down a deadly creature when Chris Argent appears to save the day and strip off his shirt. Blame it on the gremlins. Warning: setting is post season 3, so minor spoilers. Mild slash. One-shot.