Lord Potter bites off more than he can chew, as we always knew he would, and finds himself exiled to an alternate future where swearing at people until they back down no longer works. Rating entirely for LP's vocabulary.

Ron betrays Harry and Hermione and they abandon the wizarding world to the mercy of Voldemort's Death Eaters. Or, you know, not. Post-DH, mostly canon compliant. Not in continuity with my other story, but explores similar ideas. Rating for implied consent issues, nothing explicit.