I've always thought Gravity Falls was just a TV show. That was my first mistake. If I had known the evil, diabolical things that had actually- Oh who the heck cares? I'm in Gravity Falls! WHAT THE HELL! [DISCONTINUED, BUT A SLIGHTLY SIMILAR REWRITTEN VERSION CURRENTLY UP AND ONGOING]

[DISCONTINUED] Ugh, why do these things always happen to me? First, Mrs. Richards' cat puked on me, then I was blamed for trashing the park, and now I'm sucked into a freaking television show. I swear, every time! (I'll keep it up for old time's sake.)